pretty funny for a bucknell kid
Wesleyan has a clever little promotional device on the admissions page of their web site. apparently having neat indie bands and a hardcore heroin problem isn’t unique enough for wesleyan so they’re trying like hell to distinguish themselves. but all their lines seemed a little patronizing so i came up with a few that i thought are more appropriate.
“are you wesleyan… or a jcrew catalog?”
“would you stay up all night… blowing lines in a shitty house?”
“do you quote hume, hegel, and homer… or throw full beer cans at the dorks who do?”
“if you were an automobile… would you be an audi A4? yes. yes you would”
“do you expect to spend your whole life… earning more than you deserve because of your father’s connections?”
thanks, wes. am i wesleyan?
